Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire

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Pastor Freaks & Wicked Sinful Sex(txt entry)

Okay this is a short lil txt entry...just cause my phone self deletes and by the time i remembered i wanted to save em...well i only have a few...

Anyway...this was between me and grn m&m...we were tlkin bout how her friend and how she now sees him as a future fuck buddy...haha...

Grn M&M: Lmao...Plus he has that nice marine bod and is funny and a nice smile and yeah

Grn M&M: Hahaha i love phaythles

Phaythles: Lol...well thank god...i luv grn m&m...and im sooo gonna luv hearin ur wicked sex details when shit goes down...mind u imma b VERY jealous...upon hearin u tlk bout ur 10th orgasm n a row and how he out ate starburst n a pussy contest...BUT imma still wanna kno the details!

Grn M&M: Idk i still think fucking him would be weird...lmao OMFG PHAYTHLES!! OMFG!

Grn M&M: But ur right if he out the moves on me id be on him like white on rice or like a fat kid on cake or butter on a roll...lmfao

Grn M&M: Im laughing so hard i almost pissed myself and choke on my cough drop

Phaythles: Lmfao...i kno right...i have a very dirty mind paired with bold flippant wrds...u just gotta luv it...

Phaythles: lol...or u could b on him like...well fuck...u used all the cute/funny terms...

The point of this convo was how she has this friend...but now she sees him as more than friends and its a lil weird...we also discussed how his parents are pastors...which i replied to that sayin ya kno how pastors kids r FREAKS n bed...and how she cnt fuck him n his house cuz she'd b a harlot and basically just sinned n that house...i told her i wouldnt b able to enjoy it id just b like omfg im sooo sinning n his parents house!...haha...and generally shit like that...it was funny...wish i had the rest of it...

1:42 pm - Sunday, Apr. 05, 2009

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Online Oscar Zebra Rock

I had an awesome kickass day at wrk today...it was great...i laughed and i rocked...and we got n zebra gum...ya know the kind when u were a kid and u got the tattoos on the wrapper...yeah...so i spent most of the day tryin to get a good zebra tat...instead it turned n2 an inkblot/bruise...grrreat...and it mighta weirded out some guests when they caught me lickin my hand to apply the zebra tat...lmao...

I also found out my one manger got fired...she wrked at that store for YEARS...and i dnt quite get why they fired her...they coulda bumped her down a position...and theyre sayin oscar(manager b) might get the fired managers position...if he does all HELL will break loose...hes such a grouchy ass...though lately hes been chipper...but i now know why...

Also was checkin out online schools...hmmm...i found this one i like...all because of the rep. i guess...he seems like he likes his job...which was great...and he also handles my dorky personality n stride...and the funny thing my mom thinks we have some type of phone affair goin on...i havent met him yet but i got an app. soon...but i told my mom just cause he makes me laugh and shit doesnt mean i like him that way...hes just cool ppl...

1:24 am - Sunday, Apr. 05, 2009

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