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Random Txt Entrys

BTWEEN ME N KERMIT:

*started cause he sent me a dirty pic

Kermit: Better than a txt at 3 am lmao

Phaythles: Lol thats true

Kermit: You wrk today

Phaythles: Yeah i go n at 5...yay me...u wrk

Kermit: Nah...give Irish a backrub for me...lol

Phaythles: Lmfao...i will n we'll b thinkin of u...freakin perv...

Kermit: Sweet u guys always do lol

Phaythles: Yes ur always on the top of our minds...its just hard not to think of u...ur just so freakin...well...u kno

Kermit: Dnt forget ur backrub lmao

Phaythles: I gave irish the bestest backrub ever n since we both enjoyed it i gave cupcake n gummyworm one

Kermit: hot

Phaythles: Lmao yeah really hot too bad u werent here mayb ill take a pic

Kermit: Ur such a tease

Phaythles: N ur a perv makes for great txting...

BTWEEN ME N MY SISTER:

* We were chattin on her myspace IM n i got a lil bored...lol

Sister: Im not dying anymore
Sister: Hello?

Phaythles: Glad ur not dying anymore...srry...i have like ADD or some shit but im here...

Sister: I got a beasty suuuuuub
Sister: And a pepsi thats huuuuuuge

Phaythles: Thats nice enjoy ur beasty sub n ur beasty pepsi

Sister: MY pepsi isnt beasty!

Phaythles: Yeah it is

Sister: Watch what u say around him! Hes sensitve!

Phaythles: If his feelings get hurt...he needs to man up...i dnt care if hes senitive...hes beasty...

Sister: It is a girl

Phaythles: U just called him a guy...remember u lunatic?

Sister: Girly boy then..okay?

Phaythles: NO HE WILL NOT BE A GIRLY BOY!!! Hes a mans man...which means if i call him beasty he'll take it laying down!

Sister: Ewww

Phaythles: Lmao...NOT like that its a sayin u dork...

Sister: Anyway we're all goin to gmas house...

Phaythles: What?

Sister: The kids are goin to gmas house...

Phaythles: Yeah i heard u...

Sister: u mean read me...u cnt hear me...

Phaythles: Yeah read u...smarty...is this a game?

Sister: No this is not a game
Sister: We were chattin yesternight

Phaythles: This feels like a game

Sister: U shoulda been there

Phaythles: Did I win 10 points yet? I dnt wanna play this anymore...

Sister: For what?

Phaythles: Whats my prize?

Sister: This isnt a game...

Phaythles: This is an awesome game...i LUV it...

Sister: This isnt a game...

Phaythles: U rock...but...i want my money now....a thousand bucks right?

Sister: There is no money

Phaythles: Thats not what the rules say...

Sister: WRONG!! There are NO rules

Phaythles: So the rules LIED to me...cnt believe it...

Sister: Tru dat

Phaythles: Wait....

Sister: O.k.

Phaythles: I get it! This is sooooo part of the game...

Sister: Yeah...wait...what?

Phaythles: Its ur job to totally confuse me n make it seem like its NOT a game...when it IS...i get it...totally fun!

Sister: Noooooo

Phaythles: Sure u dnt wanna play...why not...u win money...u dnt wanna win money...

Sister: We are tlkin bout gmas...u kno all us grandkids...

Phaythles: Are they n the game also?

Sister: NO!!! Theyre not....no game...NO game

Phaythles: Yes game...game fun...whose comin over?

Sister: All of us...no game...ur not invited...

Phaythles: Awwww why....did i not play the game right? Gimme a second chance...ill do better...

Sister: no

Phaythles: I get more questions right

Sister: There is no game

Phaythles: Yes game...game fun...play game?

Sister: I didnt even ask a question

Phaythles: Sure u did...u just dnt remember...i remember bein asked a question...

Sister: Look at the history!

Phaythles: Wait.....is this part of the game also?
Phaythles: How am i doin so far?
Phaythles: Am i gettin the questions right?

Sister: Omg
Sister: 100%

Phaythles: How many points do i have...
Phaythles:Oh wow i have 100%...
Phaythles: YAY ME!!!!
Phaythles: OMG I WON!!!
Phaythles: I WON!!!!!

Sister: Y not...

Phaythles: So...
Phaythles: Wheres my prize?
Phaythles: If u give it to me now i promise to share....

BETWEEN ME N GUMMYWORM:

*Fred is a balloon...

Phaythles: Lol just noticed u have ur balloon...

Gummyworm: Lmao...im serious...im takin it home...

Phaythles: Those fuckers last forever...i remember i brought a grn one named fred n it took FOREVER to die...i think i still have his remains somewhere...lol...

Gummyworm: Haha...u still have freds remains...

Phaythles: Lmao...yes i have freds remains...somewhere...

Gummyworm: FWD FWD describe me n one wrd...

Phaythles: Sunshine...i think that wrd sums it up...either a fuckin ray of sunshine when ur moody or just plain ole sunny sunshine when ur not haha...

Gummyworm: I dnt think anyone gets me as good as u do phaythles :)

Phaythles: Lmao...nah i dnt think they do...hello? How many times have i shrinked ur lil ass...free of charge at that...its a deep bond we have...

Gummyworm: lol...deep deep...like ive sat on ur shrink couch deep...lol

Phaythles: More like ur lil ass is sunk waaaaay n2 it...its that deep...cnt compete with that...

Gummyworm: I know...ive got a butt indentation on ur couch...

7:47 pm - Monday, Jul. 06, 2009

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