Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire *********************************************************************************** Random Txt Entrys BTWEEN ME N KERMIT: *started cause he sent me a dirty pic Kermit: Better than a txt at 3 am lmao Phaythles: Lol thats true Kermit: You wrk today Phaythles: Yeah i go n at 5...yay me...u wrk Kermit: Nah...give Irish a backrub for me...lol Phaythles: Lmfao...i will n we'll b thinkin of u...freakin perv... Kermit: Sweet u guys always do lol Phaythles: Yes ur always on the top of our minds...its just hard not to think of u...ur just so freakin...well...u kno Kermit: Dnt forget ur backrub lmao Phaythles: I gave irish the bestest backrub ever n since we both enjoyed it i gave cupcake n gummyworm one Kermit: hot Phaythles: Lmao yeah really hot too bad u werent here mayb ill take a pic Kermit: Ur such a tease Phaythles: N ur a perv makes for great txting... BTWEEN ME N MY SISTER: * We were chattin on her myspace IM n i got a lil bored...lol Sister: Im not dying anymore Phaythles: Glad ur not dying anymore...srry...i have like ADD or some shit but im here... Sister: I got a beasty suuuuuub Phaythles: Thats nice enjoy ur beasty sub n ur beasty pepsi Sister: MY pepsi isnt beasty! Phaythles: Yeah it is Sister: Watch what u say around him! Hes sensitve! Phaythles: If his feelings get hurt...he needs to man up...i dnt care if hes senitive...hes beasty... Sister: It is a girl Phaythles: U just called him a guy...remember u lunatic? Sister: Girly boy then..okay? Phaythles: NO HE WILL NOT BE A GIRLY BOY!!! Hes a mans man...which means if i call him beasty he'll take it laying down! Sister: Ewww Phaythles: Lmao...NOT like that its a sayin u dork... Sister: Anyway we're all goin to gmas house... Phaythles: What? Sister: The kids are goin to gmas house... Phaythles: Yeah i heard u... Sister: u mean read me...u cnt hear me... Phaythles: Yeah read u...smarty...is this a game? Sister: No this is not a game Phaythles: This feels like a game Sister: U shoulda been there Phaythles: Did I win 10 points yet? I dnt wanna play this anymore... Sister: For what? Phaythles: Whats my prize? Sister: This isnt a game... Phaythles: This is an awesome game...i LUV it... Sister: This isnt a game... Phaythles: U rock...but...i want my money now....a thousand bucks right? Sister: There is no money Phaythles: Thats not what the rules say... Sister: WRONG!! There are NO rules Phaythles: So the rules LIED to me...cnt believe it... Sister: Tru dat Phaythles: Wait.... Sister: O.k. Phaythles: I get it! This is sooooo part of the game... Sister: Yeah...wait...what? Phaythles: Its ur job to totally confuse me n make it seem like its NOT a game...when it IS...i get it...totally fun! Sister: Noooooo Phaythles: Sure u dnt wanna play...why not...u win money...u dnt wanna win money... Sister: We are tlkin bout gmas...u kno all us grandkids... Phaythles: Are they n the game also? Sister: NO!!! Theyre not....no game...NO game Phaythles: Yes game...game fun...whose comin over? Sister: All of us...no game...ur not invited... Phaythles: Awwww why....did i not play the game right? Gimme a second chance...ill do better... Sister: no Phaythles: I get more questions right Sister: There is no game Phaythles: Yes game...game fun...play game? Sister: I didnt even ask a question Phaythles: Sure u did...u just dnt remember...i remember bein asked a question... Sister: Look at the history! Phaythles: Wait.....is this part of the game also? Sister: Omg Phaythles: How many points do i have... Sister: Y not... Phaythles: So... BETWEEN ME N GUMMYWORM: *Fred is a balloon... Phaythles: Lol just noticed u have ur balloon... Gummyworm: Lmao...im serious...im takin it home... Phaythles: Those fuckers last forever...i remember i brought a grn one named fred n it took FOREVER to die...i think i still have his remains somewhere...lol... Gummyworm: Haha...u still have freds remains... Phaythles: Lmao...yes i have freds remains...somewhere... Gummyworm: FWD FWD describe me n one wrd... Phaythles: Sunshine...i think that wrd sums it up...either a fuckin ray of sunshine when ur moody or just plain ole sunny sunshine when ur not haha... Gummyworm: I dnt think anyone gets me as good as u do phaythles :) Phaythles: Lmao...nah i dnt think they do...hello? How many times have i shrinked ur lil ass...free of charge at that...its a deep bond we have... Gummyworm: lol...deep deep...like ive sat on ur shrink couch deep...lol Phaythles: More like ur lil ass is sunk waaaaay n2 it...its that deep...cnt compete with that... Gummyworm: I know...ive got a butt indentation on ur couch... 7:47 pm - Monday, Jul. 06, 2009 *********************************************************************************** |
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