Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire

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Breakdown on Toys

This is a character breakdown bout the wild n colorful ppl i wrk with...so burntpenguin(hi!) i hope ur no longer confused...lmao...

*Cupcake: female...round my age...has a baby...n she totally kicksass...shes my wrk bff...i have NEVER had any issues with her...me n her are considered underdogs of the store...so now we're provin ourselfs...yay us...

*Oscar: male...one of the many managers that i have...hes older...hell hes been wrkin at toys bout as long as ive been alive...shit u not...im almost 20 n hes been there 16/17 yrs...he makes the schedule n hes bitter n grouchy n shit...never really tlks to me or cupcake...but since we're on his team we're all buddy buddy...

*Kermit: male...nother one of the managers...he happens to kickass most of the time because he is funny as fuck...tells a shitload of dirty jokes...great to drunk txt...hes a few yrs older than me...oh n hes married...

*Manager E: female...not mentioned enough to have a real nickname...n like the name says...shes a manager...shes a couple yrs older than kermit...she can b fun sometimes...but u have to catch her on a good day...most ppl find her a bit of a bitch...cupcake n i were happy she was NOT our team leader...has some kids...n a crazy ass boyfriend...

*Peppermint stick: female...few yrs older than manager E...great fun though...takes no bullshit but shes not a bitch bout it...we joke round bout some crazy shit...mostly guys n sex(if u havent read the 'stiff poles n hunky guys' txt entry)...its just how we are together...barrel of laughs but we have real tlks...

*Snuffie: male...hmmm i think hes round kermits or manager E's age...great fun to b round...he threatens to 'off' me sometimes but its n great fun...well i hope...lol...he only wrks a few days...n he wrks n our electronic dept...

*Manager D: female...round manager e's age...shes alrity...we go up n down...sometimes shes cool...others shes not...but with her u have to gain her respect...n it seems like at first she dnt like u but she does warm up...

*Lemonhead: female...round my age...at first i wasnt sure if i liked her...but i do...shes a fellow dork(dorks UNITE lmao)...n shes so funny...the shit we tlk bout(if u wanna kno read some txt message entries)...shes also a VERY good number getter n the store...like one of the top sales ppl...

:::for those who dnt kno when i say numbers...im tlkin bout add on shit we have to sell...the more u sell the more hrs u get...how many extended protection plans u sell...how many ppl u get to sign up for the nstore credit card...shit like that...the shit that drives u nuts n u wish a cashier wouldnt ask...yeah we have too:::

*Star: female...round my age...shes alright...I.DID.NOT.LIKE.HER.AT.ALL.WHEN.SHE.STARTED.shit u not...now im warmin up to her...it takes time though...we flip flop ALOT...that i dnt go n look for her when i get to wrk...like ill say hi but thats bout it...n her numbers arent so good...well u used to rock...but i dnt what the fuck happened...

:::okay this is gettin annoyin n long so ill break this shit down quick:::

*Starburst: round my age...male...numbers are so so...kinda weird...reminds me of a troll...

*Peaches: female...round manager e's age...used to kick it with her...then i dnt kno wtf happened...i get tired of bullshit so i move on...gets good numbers though...

*Gummyworm: female...bit younger than me...confused as fuck...used to b cool...fell for the sweet n innocence act but got fed up with her shit also...numbers...eh not so grand...

*B+girl: female...older...like more towards oscars age...can b a bit of a bitch...we go back n forth alot...numbers alrity...cnt stand how she thinks she fuckin runs the damn store...

*P+boy: male...round my age...fuckin drives me up a fuckin wall...tlkin to him is like pullin teeth...no fun...just doesnt seem to have a sense of humor...no fun...

*Irish: female...very laid back...me n cupcake luv her...cnt remember whose damn team shes on so she wasnt mentioned earlier...her numbers kicksass...but she doesnt have an air bout herself...n shes NO DRAMA which me n cupcake luv...cuz to b honest...theres too much of it...

N if u noticed we have WAY to MANY females....n i havent even named everyone...but to me this explains why theres so MUCH DRAMA...we need more males to balance it out...n it wouldnt help if they were cuuuuute... :)

12:20 am - Saturday, Jun. 06, 2009

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Toy Comp Whups Ass With Seven Missing

Well i did alright at wrk today...me n cupcake tried our bestest...haha...n i guess team oscar n team kermit are neck n neck...

We have 4 teams...team manager E is n last place...on that team is peppermintstick...n snuffie...who is a cool cat if not a lil lazy...he cracks me up...n i forget the 3rd person...Manager E was pissed...n she accused(i blieve as a joke)that kermit is cheatin...

Team Manager D is n 3rd place...on her team is lemonhead...star...n starburst...lemonhead says she knows she'll b the one to carry on her team...

Hmmm...mayb snuffie is on team D n starbust is on team E...ah fuck it i cnt member...

N neck to neck is Team Kermit n Team Oscar...I dnt kno whos more surprised...oscar cupcake or myself...we're considered the underdogs n b4 this whole comp thing oscar rarely tlked to us...n on Kermits team hes got peaches whose a pretty damn good number getter...

Team Oscar is myself cupcake n gummyworm...all of us are underdogs...we're not takin this seriously...but we're tryin our damnest just to prove to everyone that if we get more than one fuckin day a wk we can do our job...

Team Kermit is peaches...n b*girl n p*boy...i dnt really tlk bout them enough to give em nicknames...b*girl can b called a bitch...she gets on my nerves sometimes but she likes things done a certain way...p*boy is weird...tlkin to him is like pullin teeth...hes got an air bout himself like his shit dnt stink...n i think thats why he doesnt tlk to me...i think he thinks im beneath him...whatever asshole...

N at first when me n cupcake discovered we were on team oscar we were mad...but we've discovered a plus side...oscar wants to win...so we get more hrs...he does the schedule so we're both wrkin alot more...yay us!!! N he jokes n laughs w/us n when we get numbers...no matter how small hes happy for us n thanks us...

I could get used to this...

Which is totally au'sum how theyre tlkin bout doin this shit for a yr nstead of just this mnth...sweeeeet more hrs...

On the fam get together front...yes'day seven...n as his name implies hes only seven...decided to basically runaway or get lost for 3 hrs...the cops n shit had to b called n everyone was lookin for him n his friend...we were scared...but we found him...he was at a friends house that he NEVER hangs with...

N my mom had called my gpa cuz she was like my sons missin...what do i do...ive never been thru this...ya kno just lookin comfort frm her dad...he tells her theres nuthin he can do cuz hes wasnt able to come out there n that all he can say is that he wishes her the best n if he was invited out there he'd b able to help her find seven...

What type of whiny bullshit is that??? Fuck the warm n fuzzy feelings i was feelin earlier...hes on my shit list...damn crybaby...n it wasnt that he wasnt invited...he was...but...ugh...its a looong story n im done...

6:16 pm - Saturday, Jun. 06, 2009

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