Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire *********************************************************************************** Boobies Drinkin W/Kermit (part 2 txt entry) Alrity...im sober now...so heres part 2 to the txt message thingy btween me n kermit...lol... Kermit: Its the booze thats why girls experiment lmao(1:42am) Phaythles: Why girls experminment...oh i fucked that wrd up...lmao...thats true...ive made out w/plenty of chicks n shit being fucked up... Kermit: Dont know about u but all this booze and boobs talk i gotta go have a smoke now lol Kermit: Thats hot now i need two smokes lol Phaythles: Lmao im smokin right now as a matter of fact n u was the one who brought up the chicks Phaythles: Lmao....shiiiiit...i used to b crazy as hell when i was younger...my pick up line was...me...u...under the tree n 5... Kermit: U were talking about straight Phaythles: Hmmm what bout straight? Kermit: U said straight so i had to ask about experimenting Phaythles: Lol oh dnt remember that...jeez...haha...enjoy ur 2 squares...lol Kermit: 2 squares? Phaythles: Didnt u say u was smokin a square then u was like tlkin bout chicks was gonna make u smoke 2 squares... Kermit: No i was saying u r getting me all hot n a smoke would calm me down like a smoke after sex lol Phaythles: Lmao...boy plz i aint say nuthin but that ive kissed chicks n u aint gettin no boobie pic...lol..u shouldnt b all wet n wild...haha Kermit: U keep tlkin bout boobs and kissin chicks u dnt think i cnt let my imagination run wild with that lol Phaythles: Lmao right right...u are a guy after all...surprised u still awake...haha... Kermit: I do this all the time im not an old man lol Bad thing is i get up at seven and do this all over again Phaythles: Shiiiiiit u kno ur ass is old cuz only old ppl can run off lil sleep...lmao im basically sober now...shiiiiit... Kermit: Lol lightweight im still drinking apparently young ppl cant hold there booze Phaythles: Lmfao...didnt even kno u was drinkin...yeah im a lightweight i wnt even lie bout it....shiiiiit ill have a few shots n im fucked up like crazy...when i was younger i would b high n drunk thats when ill get n trouble...haha... Kermit: Haha just been drinking while i clean i have my parents coming over for a bbq Phaythles: Shiiiiiit i cnt clean n drink...ill b drinkin n forget the cleanin... Kermit: Wasnt much mostly drinking and txting. And being a dirty old man Phaythles: Ur dirty old man...lol...u r not...shut the hell up...lol...of course it wasnt a lot of cleanin...u been txtin my ass...haha... Kermit: Didnt want to be rude lol i usually dnt get to tlk to u this much outside of wrk Phaythles: Lol...didnt wanna b rude...well shiiiiit u want me to stop txtin u...haha...i kno right i usually dnt really tlk/txt u outside of wrk... Kermit: No its cool ive enjoyed tlkin to ya Phaythles: Shiiiit ur lil ass better...lol...id b pissed if u didnt...haha... Kermit: Bring it on then lol Phaythles: Shiiiit dnt forget im blk...even if that means ill pull it up frm my toes...ill whup ur ass...haha... Kermit: Like i said bring it lol besides u to do a pic then Lmfao last request if ur gonna kick my ass Phaythles: Oh dnt wrry ill whup ur ass n u tlkin bout sendin dirty pics b4 i do...wtf... Kermit: Shit even prisoners get a damn good last meal Phaythles: Like u a prison or some shit...got it twisted...ill bake some cupcakes b4 i kick ur ass lol Kermit: At least make them look like boobs lmao ill settle for that Phaythles: Lmao...yeah ill make em look like a pair of hot boobies...rock ur wrld... Kermit: Ill take it lol Phaythles: Good cuz thats all u gonna get lol Kermit: Ill take it for now lol lol Phaythles: Lmao alrity thatll do for now...haha Kermit: Have a good night or morning lol Phaythles: Lol...night...(3:26am) Lmao...if i wasnt so damn drunk id so have better quips...like all i did was laugh at him...im normally sarcastic w/his ass...but bein nonsober short circuits u...im readin this shit like i coulda said this or that...hate that shit wish u had a redo or a pause moment to get ur thoughts together like a fuckin twix commerical...haha... N if he wasnt my manager...things woulda been...well yeah...haha... 12:26 am - Sunday, May. 24, 2009 *********************************************************************************** COOKIE DOUGH OMFG im trashed...havent been drunk n FOREVER...got ahold of my girl cookie dough...aint seen her n a hot min...hung with her ppls...got drunk...got a fuckin contact cuz they was clam bakin n her car b4 we got to her girls house...meet a bunch of ppl...got hit on by some dude at the gas station...he said he just got out of jail...cookie dough said congrats...lol...hmmm cnt think right now...more happened...it was fuuuuun...night...oh n i felt like i was 10...lol like my name shoulda been mary jane just cuz i had elematary style blunt bangs n i was rockin my grn care bear shirt...n i was kinda shy n shit...lmao... 4:05 am - Saturday, May. 23, 2009 *********************************************************************************** Boobies Drinkin W/Kermit (part 1 txt entry) This is a drunken txt message btween me n kermit...i luv drunk txting him...lol...n mind u hes my freakin manager... Phaythles: Hiiiiiiiiiii...how are u? Lmao....im coooool... Kermit: I am good. Drinking? With who?(12:40am) Phaythles: Riiiiight...i am...n its good..n it amuses me to drink txt u...lol...ummm w/cookie dough...memeber her?? She used to wrk with us...waaaaaay back n the day... Kermit: Yes I remember cookie dough thought she moved Phaythles: Ummm she did n she came back n shes gonna mayb leave again...i dnt really kno...soooo hi... Kermit: Lol hi dont get to hammered lol Phaythles: Shiiiiiit i dnt wrk tomorrow...but ill try n not too...were playin a drinkin game...lol...u try n not get toooo smashed...haha... Kermit: I dont work either. But i get dirtier the later it get lmao Phaythles: Lol what? U get dirty...thats okaaaaaay...haha... Kermit: Who would of thought with all those jokes Lmao i usually ask for boobie pic threw txts lol Phaythles: Lmao....i feel reeeeeeelllllyyyy goood...im such a fuckin lightweight...but no boobie pics i fuckin wrk with u...lol Kermit: Lol wasnt askin but thanks for thinkin bout it lmao Phaythles: Wtf thought u asked ah never mind...can u heat up plastic? lol Kermit: Like what somethings melt fast. Boobie pic frm u now i asked. Didnt before because of the wrkin together factor Phaythles: Were tryin to microwve popcorn...wait...plastic cupp...lmfao...oh now u ask...but we still wrk together...bsides wouldnt wanna make ur day lol Kermit: Like a plastic drinkin cup just watch it closely. If u change ur mind and wanna make my day ill b up for awhile lol ;) Phaythles: Lmao....yeah some person was makin tea...lol make ur day...hmmm dnt think so...wouldnt it b make ur night or is it considered day cuz were after...yeah...lol Kermit: Make my morning it is n the am time frame Phaythles: Lol playin speed now....ur not good enough to see my boobies...lol Kermit: Lol wow not good enough huh??? Phaythles: Yeah not good enough....lmao...ur beneath me...lol...just playin... Kermit: Lol shit that was cold. Figured u were messing i am too damn nice to shit on and mean it Phaythles: Lmao awwww muffin i wasnt bein mean....i was jokin....were buddies...we ppl...cool...i mean we tell dirty jokes...lol Kermit: I know. Whats grn and smells like pork? Kermit: Kermits the frogs dick Phaythles: Lol thats grrrrreat kermit....i mentiined dirty jokes...didnt mean for u to actually tell one...eh i have to pee lol Kermit: Lol thought u could use one. C now this is where I would normally say peeing alone...boob pic lmfao Phaythles: Lmfao...i said i had too but i aint actually peed yet...u n ur damn boob pics...ur lucky ur a dude or id ask u for a boob pic...lmao... Kermit: I could send u a man boob pic if u want one lol Phaythles: Shiiiiit almost dropped my phone n the toliet....nah thats good....i got my own n as big as they is i dnt need nobody elses...lol Kermit: Lol throwing the offer on the table lol Phaythles: Lmao...nah im street...ummm straight...lol...jeez...lol...cnt even think straight...(1:41am) N thats it for now cuz im drunk its after 4am n imma pass out n a min...ill post the rest later... 3:44 am - Saturday, May. 23, 2009 *********************************************************************************** |
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