Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire *********************************************************************************** The Adventures of Bill Vs Fred(txt entry) My sis is funny...so this is a random convo btween us: Sister: This is my favorite smiley face... =] his name is bill nd he loves u <3 Phaythles: Lmfao! Ur too cute... ;) i think thats a winky face...his name is fred...and he just LUVS u... Sister: HaHaa! well...Bill loves you more than fred loves me! Phaythles: No! Fred just luvs Luvs LUVS u waaaaaay more than Bill luvs me... Sister: Fred is a liar! Bill is all bout his business...Bill grew up wit Fred nd he sed Fred touches baby cows =0 Bill is in shock! Phaythles: LOL OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!! Fred is so insulted by the LIES that Bill just said... :*/ Fred is upset n cryin! (I hope I did the face right hah!) Sister: Lmao I jus laffed likka crazed donkey on drugs! Bill is laffin to =/but now he feels bad for he has lied... Phaythles: Ahah! Bill did lie and Fred does NOT care how srry Bill is...they are no longer friends... =/ (Idk how to do an angry face but Fred is pissed!) Sister: Lmfao now Bill is on his way to Freds to mollest him...shh dnt tell him! => Phaythles: (U are so sick!) Fred is packin his bags and he moved outta state...he DARES bill to find him... =% (idk what face that is) Sister: Bill sed theres always a place in his heart for Fred <3 now hes comin for u Phaythles: (lol) Fred says if Bill will be nice Fred will be friends again with Bill cause he does miss him... =} Sister: Bill sed he will b nice as long as Fred admits to bein a crazed perv... Phaythles: LMFAO! Fred says he is NOT a perv...and Bill cnt prove it cause he couldnt see SHIT... Sister: Bill is cuttin hiself cuz he hates the wrld nd has no friends...he sed he cnt even make friends with a crazed perv! ={ Phaythles: (Im laughin so hard i almost peed! Not...but still...) Fred says that Bill needs to cut his wrists reeeeeeal deep...cause bills the perv NOT fred... Sister: Wow thanx i jus hadda run Bill to the hospital cuz he hadda anurism (I think thts how u spell it...u kno wat i mean tho) now hes confessin to killin dogs! Phaythles: Fred says since Bill actually killed those damn dogs...then he deserves to what he gets...and Fred does NOT feel bad at all... :} Sister: Fred needs some freaggin crazy pills! nd Bill sed thts not wat Fred sed last nite! (omg im crakin up!) Phaythles: Fred does NOT need crazy pills...fred would like to remind bill it was bill who killed dogs...not fred...so bill needs to shut up bout last night... (Im crackin up too! What a twisted convo but its fun...) Sister: HaHaa! omg! Bills last words to Fred are, 'ill c u soon buddy' i kno a little freaky but hey! >=] (lmao) Phaythles: Oh no! Bill is dead...Fred is oh so upset right now...hes rippin out his hair and cryin... =:*( mayb he does need his meds...hah! Sister: Ooh God! Lord Jesus jus made Bill come bak! Bill is cheezin right now he knos Fred rly does care...! =^} Phaythles: (Im crackin up so bad...I cnt believe u just said that!) Fred is a bit scared now that Bill isnt dead...cause bill killed dogs and threatened to molest fred..so fred is honestly freakin out...hes shakin like a leef... :/ Sister: (Lmao wenerver i look at my phone nd its a message frm u i crak up cuz i kno its gunna b funny!) lol Bill wnts to kno if Fred wnt to go for a swim...? Phaythles: (Lol! I feel the same way bout our txts...adventures with bill n fred) Fred says he can swim but theres NO. FREAKIN. WAY. HES. GOIN. SWIMIN. WITH. BILL. Freds not stupid...he knows he'll die... and fred says he doubts it was jesus that made bill be alive again... Sister: Bill sed tht Fred can go ahed nd swim by hiself & hopefully the undertoad will eat him & he also called Fred an atheist biotch (dnt tell Mama!) Phaythles: (Lmfao!! I wnt tell...ur too funny...and its undertow not undertoad...) Fred says hes tired of bills shit and hes gonna take some action...hes gonna go n try n shove bills head in a HUGE pile of horse crap... Sister: Well Bill is callin for bak up nd all his friends... HE WILL NAME NO NAMES...r comin to gang bang him...HaHaa! Phaythles: Gang bang...fred says bill is full of shit...which is why he wouldnt name names...so fred says BRING IT BITCH! Sister: Bill is having moodswings nd jus sed tht hessa trans... Phaythles: Bills a tranny...well thats why he wouldnt DARE take on fred...cause fred can whup some major ass...even if he sometimes twitches... Sister: HaHaa! lmao Bill sed tht Katherine Heigel is QUTTING Grey's Anatomy!? He got off track forra min nd he/she sed all he/she needs is a friend! Phaythles: Well fred says if bill will quit sayin death threats and if bill will take back his VERY mean lies bout fred bein a perv...than mayb fred will be bills friend...maybe... Sister: Bill/Billeeta asks for forgiveness frm Fred... Phaythles: Fred says he'll be friends with bill/billeeta...whoever u are...happy endings! Hah! We're very random and slightly twisted...and yes my 14-yr-old sister txts like shes fuckin stupid...but i do enjoy her wit... 12:48 pm - Thursday, Mar. 11, 2010 *********************************************************************************** |
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