Trying To Put Out My Dumpster Fire

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Plus Side Of Wrk...

On the plus side again...wrk has been cool...i wrked w/lemonhead(n i totally missed her baby shower cuz im lame) n with kermit...who told dirty ass jokes all day...which was funny as fuck...yes'day i wrked w/irish n peppermint stick n they both had my ass crackin the fuck up...so yeah...good times...

10:35 pm - Tuesday, May. 19, 2009

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Fuckin Bitch Asses

These would b the reasons why i cnt stand my sister:

*Shes got a fuckin attitude frm hell
*Shes 13 goin on 30
*Thinks shes top bitch
*Thinks she doesnt have to listen to NOBODY
*Runs the household like its hers
*Steals my fuckin shit n when I confront her shes like so? oh well...
*Needs her ass beat
*Doesnt do shit round this fuckin house but eats n sleep
*Oh n goes outside to hang out with her lil fast deadbeat ass friends

But this shit is my fault n i need to hang out with her more...fuck...do some chores...mind ur shit...listen to ur older sister n ur mom...n then ill go n take u to the movies or some shit...why the FUCK am i gonna reward bad ass behavior...

Make matters worse...im out of fuckin squares cuz im broke cuz my bro seventeen decided to use my card to buy a bunch of shit on ebay...gives me a 20 n basically tells me to eat the rest cuz hes my younger brother n i should take care of him...

What the FUCK is this shit? But everythin is my motherfuckin fault...bitch please...

*UGGGGGGH!!!!*

On the plus side...i have 3 days this wk n theyre more than 4 hrs...which is sweeeeet as fuck...cuz i need some money...shiiiiiit...

On the downside they made Spicy quit cuz she wasnt available anymore on the wkend cuz she got herself nother job...wtf shes available mon-thurs...but they didnt wanna wrk round that shit...fuckers...

10:19 pm - Tuesday, May. 19, 2009

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My Purity...

I got sent a purity quiz by my friends...i guess they wanted to know how pure i am...i figured i woulda flunked it...but it surpsrised me...haha...N takin this quiz strangley reminded me of my wild drug hazed party days...

Question 1: Dating...Have you ever?

A)Had a date?
B)Had a date past 4 AM?
C)Had a blind date?
D)Had a one night stand?
E)Gone steady?
F)Dated someone you met on the Internet?

I answered A & B...

Question 2: Kissing...Have you ever?

A)Kissed someone on the cheek or neck?
B)Kissed someone on the lips?
C)Kissed someone on the first date?
D)Kissed someone in the horizontal position?
E)Kissed more than one person in 24 hrs?
F)French kissed?
G)Kissed for more than 2 hrs consecutively?

All but the last one is a yes...

Queston 3: Nudity...Have you ever?

A)Seen someone naked?
B)Been seen naked?
C)Seen a stripper?
D)Gotten on stage with a stripper?
E)Been a stripper?
F)Been awake and naked for more than 8 hours?
G)Been naked in a public place?

Lol...only the first two....

Question 4: Porn...Have you ever?

A)Read a pornographic book or magazine?
B)Seen a pornographic movie?
C)Been in a porn?
D)Viewed porn on the internet?
E)Paid for porn on the internet?

The first two...n strangely the only times ive looked at porn has been with chicks...so it wasnt really sexual...more like are her boobs bigger than mine? If they are, are they fake?(duh)...

Question 5: Sex...Have you ever?

A)Wrestled with someone?
B)Showered, bathed, jacuzzied or saunaed with someone?
C)Gone skinny dipping?
D)Lived with someone?
E)Slept with someone?
F)Undressed or been undressed by a someone?

Yes to all but the skinny dippin...at this rate im not feelin very pure...haha...

Question 6: More Sex...Have you ever?

A)Had sexual intercourse?
B)Had sexual intercourse on the first date?
C)Had sexual intercourse outdoors?
D)Had sexual intercourse more than 10 times?
E)Had sexual intercourse more than once in one night?
F)Had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
G)Had sexual intercourse in a car?
H)Had sexual intercourse while another person was sleeping in the same room?
I)Had sexual intercourse in a bath, shower, pool, jacuzzi, etc?
J)Had sexual intercourse in a public place?
K)Had sexual intercourse with others watching?

Yes to A...C...D...E....F...H...ummm yeah totally not pure...n my friend skittles can say yes to em all but J...she a bigger freak than i am...shiiiit...

Question 7: Even More Sex...Have you ever? (I swear we just LUV to tlk bout sex round these parts...ALOT...haha...)

A)Had cybersex?
B)Travelled over 100 miles for sex?
C)Bet on having sex?
D)Described a sexual experience to a third party?
E)Taken pictures of a sexual activity?
F)Walked in on someone having sex?
G)Been walked in on?

I can only answer D n F...

Question 8: Parties...Have you ever?

A)Committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)?
B)Participated in a truth or dare?
C)Played strip poker?
D)Gone in or been the object of a initiation party?
E)Played drinking games?
F)Used a beer bong or other device?

Yes to B...C...E...F...n i have to admit we also played strip uno n strip skippo...i mean when ur out n the stix waaaaay fucked up...any lil strip game will do...lmao...

Question 9: Same Sex...Have you ever?

A)Kissed a member of the same sex?
B)Been aroused by a member of the same sex?
C)Participated in a sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
D)Been propositioned by a member of the same sex?

I can only say yes to A...I have no issues kissin chicks...dnt bug me...i just cnt go farther cuz im not attracted to women that way...bsides what the FUCK am I gonna do with nother pair of titties n some pussy i aint interested n??

Question 10: Crime...Have you ever?

A)Stolen something?
B)Bought stolen goods knowing they were stolen?
C)Been arrested?
D)Been convicted of a crime?
E)Spent the night in jail?

Well yeah to A(I was young n stupid) n does gettin placed n the back of a cop car BUT not bein handcuffed count as being arrested?

Question 11: Drinking...Have you ever?

A)Been drunk?
B)Been drunk to the point of losing consciousness?
C)Been drunk to the point of having memory loss?
D)Been drunk so that you never made it home?
E)Been drunk so that you have to be carried home?
F)Puked on someone?
G)Puked on yourself?
H)Had alcohol poisoning?

Ive only been drunk...but i cnt tell u how many bitches i hang out with who end up WASTED beyond belief...bein that FUCKED up does NOT make u CUTE or COOL...shiiiiit...have a shot not the whole damn bottle...

Question 12: Drugs...Have you ever?

A)Smoked tobacco?
B)Smoked pot or hash?
C)Used a bong?
D)Sniffed glue,magic markers,or white out to get high?
E)Used cocaine?
F)Used LSD,PCP,heroin,ecstasy, mushrooms, or other similar drugs?
G)Used three or more recreational drugs in one night?
H)Blanked out/fainted from having too much drugs?
I)Bought illegal drugs yourself?
J)Sold illegal drugs?

Only got down with the first 3...which is still bad...but...it couldve been worse cuz ive seen ppl go down that route...not pretty...

Question 13: Misc...Have you ever?

A)Slept in the trunk of a car?
B)Photocopied your genitalia?
C)Walked around in a member of the opposite sex's undergarments?
D)Told dirty jokes in mixed company?
E)Skipped a class at school?
F)Called in sick for work when you were not sick?
G)Lied to someone?
H)Cheated on someone?
I)Cheated on a test?
J)Taken a Purity Test more than five times?
K)Used any purity test as a checklist of things to do or as a wish list?

Ive only done D...E...F(which was only once...but i was STRESSED the fuck out...) n G...

So here I am...wonderin why i just took that quiz n thinkin im not pure...maybe like 38% or lower or some shit...

I got a 65%...hmmm...

11:58 pm - Sunday, May. 17, 2009

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